victoria, ramsey a.

[ramsey ann victoria]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-image: url(http://i54.tinypic.com/2nqfdd2.jpg); border: solid 5px #d6d6d6; width: 250px; -webkit-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; -moz-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; line-height:85%; margin-top: 5px] RAMSEY ANN VICTORIA, "she's trouble in a tank top, pretty little time bomb" EIGHTEEN | RELAPSE RECORDS | INTERN | TIFFANY MAYS "SO TELL ME, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?" "the name's ramsey victoria. i'm the youngest of the victoria clan... maybe you've heard of us? i dunno, my older sister is kind of the whore of los angeles, so maybe you or one of your other writers has nudes of her or something. [giggles] i'm just kidding! i'm eighteen, and i just graduated high school a few months ago. and by graduate, i mean, i was in an alternative program because i didn't really get along with anyone and my parents didn't want me to be bullied anymore. [pouts] so i graduated a little early, and here i am! i just got a job working at relapse records, i mean, it's just an internship, but it's something, right? and mommy and daddy support me so, i'm pretty set for now!" "RIGHT RIGHT, SORRY. SO TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF." "well, like i said, my name's ramsey and i have two siblings, rea and riley. riley's cooler than rea. anyways, my sister and i do not get along at all... i don't know why! i'm really nice to her, she's just kind of a b - i - t - c - h and always has been. i'm the nicest of the siblings, obviously. i'm also the youngest and probably the prettiest... i know that's kind of conceited to say but i'm sorry! i'm short and cute and everyone always tells me that they want to pick me up and put me in their pocket. [smiles] anyways, there's not a whole lot you need to know about me. i can get along with anyone, i'm really a sweetheart!" "INTERESTING! WHERE WAS IT THAT YOU SAID YOU COME FROM?" "well i was born and raised here in los angeles. i'm quite a bit younger than my siblings, and me and riley are definitely the golden children. i was the last to come so they definitely wanted to make sure they didn't fuck up any more... so mom and dad definitely took good care of me! i went to public school for most of high school, but i was picked on a lot so i switched to an internet type school, and then i graduated early because it was so easy! when i graduated, my parents were pretty proud of me, so now i live in the renovated basement of our house... i know that's lame that i still live at home, but i have my own door to outside and my parents aren't allowed in! it's my own little piece of heaven when my folks are driving me absolutely insane! or when rea's home, which is rare because her and mom and dad don't get along. " "WOW. SO WHAT IS A DAY IN THE LIFE OF YOU LIKE?" "mmm well, i get up, i go to work, i do interny things, and then i usually go out and party with some of my friends. i'm a pretty typical teenage girl... not super interesting. except that i sometimes get invited to super awesome record company parties and i meet super hot rockstars... did i mention that my job is great?" "NICE. LAST QUESTION... WHY ARE YOU WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW AND WHAT DOES THE FUTURE LOOK LIKE FOR YOU?" "mmm well, i'm not sure to be honest! i think i want to go into management, or probably into design because i'm pretty artsy crafty and i like working with my hands. all i know is that i want to be successful, and not a fuck-up, so that my parents can finally have a child that they're proud of! [laughs] " "ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?" "not much... i'm not sure why you're interviewing me but you probably shouldn't go to my sister for quotes, she's always been jealous of me because mom and dad actually like me and will probably just be a bitch to you... she's like that." RAMSEY ON OTHER GIRLS "i was bullied pretty much all through high school, because i'm so tiny and girls just think that i'm weak. i don't understand, just because i don't get into nasty cat fights or throw around words like 'cunt' like my sister did doesn't mean that i deserve to be picked on! anyways, i have a few good girl friends and that's because they understand that i'm really just a sweet and caring girl, and that i'd never want anyone to hate me! i mean, i'm so cute, who could hate this face?" OTHER GIRLS ON RAMSEY "ramsey victoria is the biggest bitch i've ever known. she claims to be the nice one in the family, but at least her older sister would tell people to her face when she didn't like them. i thought ramsey was my best friend for months, and then i found out she was spreading a bunch of my secrets around school. nice girl my ass, she's just a bitch in a mini skirt. she whines about being 'bullied' or whatever, but no, she left high school because she slept with half the football team and none of the girls would talk to her anymore, because everyone hated her for being such a bitch. good riddance in my opinion." "ramsey victoria is like... my style inspiration. she's so cute and tiny, and wears the most adorable swimsuits. one time she told me she liked my shirt and i almost peed my pants. i still see her around los angeles sometimes, but now that she's working at a fancy record label she doesn't really have time for any of her old friends, but, that's okay! she still waved to me. one day she's going to be famous and i can say i knew her way back when!" QUALITIES OF RAMSEY VICTORIA compulsive liar , vindictive , two-faced , seemingly sweet , a tease , giggly , spoiled , unsympathetic , impatient , fake , confident , courageous , manipulative , hey there, the name's tatiana/chien po/voldemort. i live in the pacific time zone and this is my six plus five-th character.