Post by JONAH ASHLEY EILER on Jul 28, 2011 13:37:51 GMT -4
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-image: url(http://i54.tinypic.com/2nqfdd2.jpg); border: solid 5px #d6d6d6; width: 250px; -webkit-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; -moz-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; line-height:85%; margin-top: 5px] JONAH ASHLEY EILER, "I FEEL LIKE DANCING TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT'S MY CIVIL RIGHT" TWENTY-FOUR | MADISON AND THE MONSTER | GUITARIST | JOEY THUNDER "SO TELL ME, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?" "oh shit, we're doing this now? i look like crap and i'm high as fuck, i'm sorry. excuse my french too, hah. okay, so you want my name and all that fun stuff? i can do that, i think. so, if you haven't stalked or crept around my pages on the internet, i'm jonah eiler. i don't really want to mention my middle name because i want to hit my mom with a frying pan since she's the one that came up with the horrible feminine name which is ashley. i'm twenty-four and i still feel like a teenager who doesn't know left from right. i'm in this band called madison and the monster - i'm sure you guys know it? yeah? cool. i play guitar for the band. we're pretty dope. check us out." "RIGHT RIGHT, SORRY. SO TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF." "i don't really like to talk about myself but i might as well right now. if i start telling you information you don't need to know, just stop me. i tend to have word vomit when i'm high - or so i've been told. hah, ignore that. i really like to party and just chill with everyone around me. i'm not a jerkface that tends to push people away. i'm not exactly guarded, i'm too open in that sense. i kind of let anyone come under my wing. i can be a little dependent on people but i try to do my own thing every once in awhile. so lets say i wanted something, i'll let you know without being all sheepish about it. i'm loud, i admit it. i'm a colorful motherfucker. i like to swear like a sailor and drink, there is nothing wrong with that. i'm just trying to enjoy my youth, kill my liver until the real mojo comes to smack in the face a few years later. i like my friends as well. i'm protective over them and i don't really like people ganging up on them. it agitates me to the point i want to rip their jugulars out...not that you needed to know that but now you do! yeah okay, i'm done. i'm too high for this. can we do this later?" "INTERESTING! WHERE WAS IT THAT YOU SAID YOU COME FROM?" "ugh now you want my life story? what are you? jesus. okay. i'm born into a large family, all of our names start with the letter j and it's ridiculously scary. my mom, jennifer is like... fourty or fifty years old. i don't know and i don't really give a fuck right now. i'll answer that later. okay? uhm, my dad joseph is around the same age and he owns this huge franchise company. i never got into that stuff so don't ask me about any details because i got none. there are a total of five kids and we're all red-headed, shut up. yes, i have a soul. where was i ? right, siblings. i'm the middle child, third in line. lemme try and think of the order. i'm so bad at this because i honestly don't even keep in touch with my family anymore. it's a crime, i know. okay okay, i got this. it's jarid, jasey, me, julia, and jimmy. don't you find it funny that it's all five letters too? my parents are freaks, i'm telling you. my family originated came from canada but we made a big move and settled into oak california. i love this place, seriously. i've never seen better weather. sure this place is a little strange but that's where i was brought up. don't judge oakland. it's amazing. i went to school like a good boy i am but i got suspended often. somehow, i never managed to get expelled so that was pretty amazing. my grades were average and was nothing close to shine on. at least i graduated. it still amazes me to this day of how i somehow managed to pull off a high school diploma. it's just literally baffles me. after high school, madison and the monster kinda just took over my life. we're a big group of friends who just got along and jammed. and tada, here we are." "WOW. SO WHAT IS A DAY IN THE LIFE OF YOU LIKE?" "i'm surprised you even said WOW about my life. there is nothing special about it - just like there is nothing interesting in what i do on a daily basis. i get up, take a shower, feel either hungover or just having a shitty morning from the night before. i try my best to look great and act fine before getting on stage. i hang out with my buddies before and after shows. i smoke my stuff, duh, and basically enjoy my evening before doing all the shit over again. everything is really repetitive but i shouldn't complain about it right now. life is just pretty bitchin'." "NICE. LAST QUESTION... WHY ARE YOU WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW AND WHAT DOES THE FUTURE LOOK LIKE FOR YOU?" "i'm here on tour because my friends and fans are pushing the band to the top. hell, this is all destiny to me. the band was meant to be formed and had a purpose to be famous. 'nuff said. and my future? i don't really think about that too much. i'll be surprised if i wake up in the morning still being alive, y'know? there isn't too much to ask for but to be healthy and living the life everyone once dreamed of as a kid. and right now, i have that chance so who knows where i'll be in i dont know, ten years from now?" "ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?" "can i add two plus two together? i think i can. haha, gotcha! i'm not a total fuckin' retard. i like my math so piss off guys." hey there, the name's chels. i live in the eastern time zone and this is my first character. |