ORTIZ, NOAH T.

[NOAH TYLER ORTIZ]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-image: url(http://i54.tinypic.com/2nqfdd2.jpg); border: solid 5px #d6d6d6; width: 250px; -webkit-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; -moz-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; line-height:85%; margin-top: 5px] noah tyler ortiz , " WE FIGHT, WE BREAK UP. WE KISS, WE MAKE UP. " TWENTY-ONE | LOVE LIKE A ROCKET | BASS | STEPHEN GOMEZ @noahsark. 01 - stubbed my toe in front of the most manly group of guys at the gym ever and had to suppress my screams. 02 - why is it a surprise that i go to the gym am i not BUFF? 03 - i'm kidding i was at a gay bar (; 04 - no one knows humor i stg. 05 - facebook is so irritating who are you people. 06 - no i don't have a burro or sombrero or mustache or 4 kids or a green card. 07 - i do have tequila tho. 08 - hey what's up shut up. 09 - airport. i love you and hate you oh so much. 10 - clarissa didn't explain shit. GUILTY PLEASURES: spanish soap operas , wine coolers , getting backrubs , hot tubbing, game shows , "keeping up with the kardashians" , having his hair played with , bubble baths , girls with hips , lurking the 'noah ortiz' tag on tumblr , laguna beach re-runs , sleeping in until dinner time , britney spears , cookies , checking out girls at the beach. VOICEMAILS. 01 - come over you lazy bitch. shark week is starting and you're staying over the whole time and cooking me food. meow. 02 - nieto, ¡feliz cumpleaños! te amo. 03 - you smell like raspberries but i didn't want to tell it to your face so here i am leaving you a message while you're in the bathroom. i'm so sorry. 04 - noah, pick up the fucking phone. you're so lazy. i know you're just sitting there. come here and help your mother set up her skype. you know she's technologically challenged and i'm sick of helping her. 05 - me estás poniendo muy caliente. metémela. ADJECTIVES. 01 - introverted. 02 - stubborn. 03 - grouchy. 04 - opinionated. 05 - jealous. 06 - overprotective. 07 - predictable. 08 - sarcastic. 09 - moody. 10 - sassy. hey there, the name's ash. i live in the central time zone and this is my ninth......... character.