BLAKE, ASHER S.

[asher sebastian blake]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-image: url(http://i54.tinypic.com/2nqfdd2.jpg); border: solid 5px #d6d6d6; width: 250px; -webkit-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; -moz-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; line-height:85%; margin-top: 5px] ASHER SEBASTIAN BLAKE, "It's cold but you pretend that you are warm with me." TWENTY-THREE | MADISON AND THE MONSTER | DRUMS | BRADLEY LAKE TEN DISLIKES-- romantic comedies, girls who are super overly girly, glitter, licorice, scented markers, his teeth, cleaning, when people chew gum while they're talking to him, being hit on by girls who are really wasted, restaurants and fine dining in general. NINE LIKES-- fast food, colored staples, dogs, cigarettes, the smell of nail polish remover (don't ask), whiskey, girls who aren't afraid to get dirty-- not in a pervy way, getting eight hours of sleep, kit kats. EIGHT LAST TWEETS-- @asherblake i love when girls try to flirt with me and then they throw up on my shoes... @asherblake i wonder how high birds can fly. like, what stops them from getting any higher? @asherblake i will never refer to something as "epic" unless we're talking about...like...the odyssey. i hate that term. @asherblake reasons why i don't eat at restaurants... @asherblake broke my finger...again. @asherblake someone should bring me food. preferably disgustingly greasy food over 500 calories. @asherblake Momma Blake is the most wonderful, amazing woman in the world!!! @asherblake that awkward moment when your mom guesses your twitter password... SEVEN LAST INCOMING TEXTS-- "quit your band, we're starting a new one. it's called papa and the renegades. you're papa." "seriously. you'll be lead vocals and drums. i see potential." "iiiiii looooooveee youuu" "i found the perfect girl for you. you're meeting her on sunday. no excuses." "she's perfect for you, i swear!" "when are you visiting oakland ross misses you :(" "you remind me of danny tanner sometimes." SIX LAST OUTGOING TEXTS-- "papa and the renegades? tempting as that is, i'm good." "the fact that my sister is the only one who texts me that...yup." "for the last time, i'm not interested in father mitchell's niece!" "umm, i'll be there soon i guess. i don't really know." "...i really don't want to know why that is. do i look like bob saget?" "NO. wait. don't answer that." FIVE LAST INCOMING VOICEMAILS-- "asher sebastian blake, it's your mother. i'm appalled at you, honestly. i can't believe you'd come home like that, smelling like marijuana...and then you left to visit your father again without a word to us. sometimes i wonder whether you're even--" "okay, it's your mother again. if you ever smoke that again, you're not part of this family. that's it! i'm done." "asher, it's your mother again. did you really think i was done? i want to know what in the world would have possessed you to date that one girl you dated last year. are you crazy? what is wrong with your taste in woman? can't you just date a nice, classy girl for once? do they always have to be these dirty tomboys? really?" "son, your mother called me five times looking for you, even though i know you're on your way back to los angeles...you'd better call her back. do you see now why we're divorced?" "are you coming home soon, ash? i thought you were only supposed to be home for a weekend..." FOUR OUTGOING VOICEMAILS-- "jesus christ, mom. i know, i know, i'm sorry, blah blah blah. love you." "hi dad. yeah, i called her back. yes, i get it. um. okay. bye now." "it has only been a weekend. right? ...what day is it?" "umm...yeah, i'll be there sometime after twelve." THREE RELATIONSHIPS WITH HIS SIBLINGS FROM HIS POV-- " marshall is my older brother. i guess i get along with him pretty well? i don't really know. we were never the kind of brothers who like beat each other up, in a bad or good way. he's kind of the successful one in the family, i guess. he's almost out of med school right now. kelsey is my older sister, two years older than marshall, the only female in my family other than my mom. she's twenty-eight right now and she just got married. kelsey's always been the motherly type, and i wouldn't be surprised if she started trying for a kid really soon, because she's been obsessed with that for awhile now. if there's anyone i can see as a mom though, it's her. ross is my younger brother. he's autistic, and i guess i've always been a little bit protective over him. i don't like talking about him a lot though...yeah. he's a great kid. except not much of a kid anymore, because he's actually nineteen now. " TWO ADJECTIVES-- considerate, sassy. ONE FEAR-- bugs with antennae. just...yeah. hey there, the name's sienna. i live in the eastern time zone and this is my second character.