REED, HARLEY L.

[harley lillian reed]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-image: url(http://i54.tinypic.com/2nqfdd2.jpg); border: solid 5px #d6d6d6; width: 250px; -webkit-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; -moz-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; line-height:85%; margin-top: 5px] HARLEY LILLIAN REED, "I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF MISERY, LETS TAKE IT FROM THE TOP" TWENTY ONE | LOVE LIKE A ROCKET | GUITAR | HAYLEY WILLIAMS so, i've got a thing for lil wayne, harry potter, power rangers, transformers, sleeping on planes, leaving the house in comfy wear, buying converses, writing lyrics, the band, her brother, the color purple, jermery davis, skinny jeans, laser tag, cute little animals, dying my hair, spooning, eskimo kisses, video games, riding bikes, walks in the parks, beating up little kids, guitar hero, ddr, michael jackson videos, making silly rap videos, late night, powder donuts, nicki minaj, other vegas, bumble bees, swimming, swim suits, vintage shopping, lipgloss (my lipgloss is popping), jump roping, thunderstorms, cuddling, awkward moments, stare contest, flipping people off, salads, fruit, holding hands, pooping, peeing outside, random dancing, texting, twits, drunk phone calls, spongebob, sunglasses, clubbing, tour buses, fans, speaking different languages, watching movies on tour bus, being a creepier, peeing on the phone, "fml", popcorn, the peace sign, gay dudes, comedy movies, the notebook, tattoos, vintage, boots, iphones. but let's not talk about blond jokes, rihanna, losing at video games, politics, flannel shirts, leftovers, meat, sunburns, being sick, diarrhea, farting, burps, her flat ass, cold sores, high gas prices, dry lips, slimey bugs, bugs that fly, bus in general, pain, people trying to make her eat meat, murders, child molesters, loose tank tops, sluts at the club, being hot, being cold, polka dots, smokers, hilary clinton, sarah palin, biting her nails, racist, sappy love movies, gossip, new york, rude people, pigeons, dirty places, messy rooms, messy tour buses, crazy fans, being hungry, getting sick from a smell of cooked meat, fast food places. i'm pretty good with writing music, playing guitar, cooking, cleaning, kicking ass on video games, winning stare contest, being totally legit. but i need to work on my shyness, competitiveness, being less sarcastic, not flipping people off, falling asleep on people, . i piss my pants thinking about clowns. i'm working hard to accomplish nothing...i live my life a day at a time.....but, i always wanted to be on the cover of playboy. to clear things up, i go for whatever my boner is feeling at the moment. MY PERSONALITY: nerd. thats a understatement for me. i kinda just deal with it and really don't care if you call me a nerd. cause i make nerds look smexy. haha, anyways. yeah i think im a nerd. i like weird things like harry potter, studying when i was in school, figuring out math problems, experimenting on my brother, stuff like that. school was kinda important to me, though i would never actually mention that to no one. not even my brother or parents. though it kinda showed with my grades. the only subject i could careless about was english. i kinda have my own language, and if you don't like it then back the fuck up. haha. anyways, i got straight A's, and a occasional B due to the stupid language i speak. oh well. my other nerd tendencies are watching star trek and wars. more star wars than trek, cause lets be honest, wars was legit. i like to read comic books, and other books...but mostly comic books. im a spideman fan. like i have spiderman undies, pajammies, socks, shirts, shorts, boxers, brieds, thong, shoes, jackets, toothbrush, brush, sunglasses. yeah...see. i love spiderman. yeahh, some people might find me weird but i'm okay with that..really. cocky. i think once someone looks at me they will get an automatic boner. so f your life if you think otherwise. haha, im kidding. only not really...okay, maybe i am. seriously though. im a little cocky. i have talent and i have no shame in admitting this. i can sing, write lyrics, smart, fucking sex on legs, so why wouldn't i be cocky. i let my cockiness go to my head, and i'll admit that as well. i don't know, i just feel like i have bragging rights in some areas. though don't worry, i'm not like cocky at all times. just around family and friends. the people who know and already love me. seriously, i get this trait from my faja; father. he taught me to never regret or hide the fact that im good at something. i mean i miht take it overboard sometimes, and i know when to back off or just say sorry when it starts to get overwhelming and annoying. its hard to turn off sometimes, so people can tell me to shut up, and i'll be all are you jelling (jealous), but in the end i will shut up. you just gotta tell me once or twice that i'm letting the fame go to my head. i mean i don't act like a hardcore rockstar, thats not me. i can brag like one though. blah, i can't help that im awesome. people should love this about me, that i know what i am and not afraid to let everyone know. sarcasm runs in my family. we are just sarcastic losers. when you grew up with sarcastic parents then of course it rubs off on you. then it gets worse as you grow older. i'm sure i lost a lot of friends with my sarcastic remarks. i guess they just got tired of me nothing being serious, or not being able to tell if i was just being sarcastic or just plan rude. i dont know, i think im starting to grow out of it a little. either that or i can't even tell anymore. i don't know. my sarcastic remarks are usually obvious to an extent. its something that just slips out like a sailor word, and i dont even realize it until someone says something. then i'm all like oooh, hahaaa, blush. its a second skin, i swear. i really dont have anything else to say about this. i just feel like im rambling, which i probably am. fuck me. im a bitch wrapped up in a hot body. haha, kidding. im the total opposite of bitch. i really was going to say that i'm kina confusing. complicated. i really never know what i want. which is why i change my mind a lot. like if it comes to simple stuff like what i should wear or eat for the day. should i get some kickass vegan food, or just eat a simple salad? thats simple complicated. then there was when i was all i want to be lead vocalist in the band, and was all nuu, you do it brother. that was pretty complicated for me. my sex life is far by complicated, cause i can't decide if i like penis or vagina. im sure i like them, just not sure which i like more. i mean i dont like being called bisexual...cause i dont even really classify myself as that. i'm just plain ole' jane...aka harley. i hate being labeled. i always change my mind on lots of things that can change my life forever. then when i do change my mind it always seems to be te wrong thing. then i just fuck up and try to fix it and only make it worse. try to think of that so raven coming up with a idea and then it going wrong. thats so me. i dont know if i like a person cause things always go horribly wrong. so one minute i like the person and the next im like....cause im scared its too good to be true. then i end up pushing them away. i got twited by exs that im a complete bitch for leading them on. to be honest i just saved them from dating a nerdy, cocky, sarcastic, complicated blonde who like to dye her hair red. i think this is starting to make me emotional. my life is a complicated mess. i'm just weird and complicated. hey there, the name's desirae's. i live in the central time zone and this is my first character.