LOREN, SERAPHINA R.

[SERAPHINA ROONEY LOREN]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-image: url(http://i54.tinypic.com/2nqfdd2.jpg); border: solid 5px #d6d6d6; width: 250px; -webkit-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; -moz-border-radius: 50px 4px 50px 4px; line-height:85%; margin-top: 5px] SERAPHINA ROONEY LOREN, "TEST HER AND GUNS GET DRAWN LIKE CARTOONS." TWENTY | FAN & FRIENDS | ETHAN MITCHELL'S ASSISTANT | MARINA DIAMANDIS "SO TELL ME, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?" "my name's rooney, or whatever. i don't really care cause no one knows my name but ethan and travis and everyone i want to know it. and then at work i just ignore people. i'm twenty, but i have a fake id so i can drink, and if you call me seraphina i'll set your car on fire." "RIGHT RIGHT, SORRY. SO TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF." "ugh, i already said! i'm rooney, i work for ethan. i'm pretty sure he hired me because i'm so lively and colorful. except not around everyone else because they're stupid... according to my mom i'm a misanthropist, but i'm not really. i just don't like when people are retarted, okay? if people were smart then i would like them. i'm quiet but only because it gives me more room to listen to what everyone else is saying. i love evesdropping. then people think my hair is long because it's full of secrets. i also happen to be hilarious. i play really great pranks on travis with ethan all the time. that's why i'm such a great assistant. and also because i hang up on everyone." "INTERESTING! WHERE WAS IT THAT YOU SAID YOU COME FROM?" "i'm from the capital of gayland, aka san fran. i have two moms because my mother discovered she was a lesbian when she was pregnant and left my dad or whatever. his name was rooney. anyways, i have two moms and i lived in san francisco before i decided it was boring and now i live in los angeles. it's cool, but only because now i actually have money for an apartment by myself." "WOW. SO WHAT IS A DAY IN THE LIFE OF YOU LIKE?" "i bring ethan a bag of gummy worms and then i sit at my desk and play mahjong and bejeweled. except then people are like always trying to call ethan so i hang up on them or start talking in spanish so they go away or think they dialed the wrong number. sometimes i play tricks on travis for ethan. sometimes i help him. and sometimes i pretend that i don't know what ethan did to travis' office. and i take two hour lunch breaks because i can." "NICE. LAST QUESTION... WHY ARE YOU WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW AND WHAT DOES THE FUTURE LOOK LIKE FOR YOU?" "i'm here cause i ran out of money on my way to mexico where i was going to live on a shack on the beach. eventually i'll leave ethan for the white sand paradise, but he says that i can't until he finds a worst assistant." "ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?" "go away." hey there, the name's brie. i live in the alaska time zone and this is my third character.